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A friend in need is a pest indeed.
All’s well that ends.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Hard work has a future payoff. – Laziness pays off now.
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If you’re right 98% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
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