Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.
Father’s day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
George washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!” … well, swine flu.
How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.
How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.
How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.
How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
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